This is where the confusion begins! This week we started to transition to language learning, and WOW what a week. I'm definitely learning Spanish, but not nearly as fast as I'm learning to get good at charades. We also had to start to do our TRCs in Espanol, and that was truly something else. I had been prepped for this experience from hearing Nate talk about his experiences so I was prepped with some questions to ask and a testimony on a notecard, mis companeras (I don't know how to type the special letters), however, seemed to think we were somehow going to give this woman a very eloquent and thought out language after speaking this language for a whopping day and a half. They were very surprised by how fast the girl talked and how little they understood, it actually went better than I, as a pessimist thought it would, which is why being a pessimist is kind of great because you're either right or pleasantly surprised ;) She actually gave us pretty good reviews in the survey after so, go us! We have another lesson with her next week so let's hope we can understand 7% of what she said instead of 4% this time! :)
Clase en espanol is a bit more entertaining honestly (and a bit more terrifying). Hermano Wride (one of my teachers) draws us pictures sometimes to understand things or shows off his awe-inspiring charades skills (I'd put money down on him being in his high school's improv troop). Also, he has Covid, I completely forgot until this moment, his roommates and he got it and are all in isolation dorms now (even though it seems like if the entire apartment had it they couldn've just stayed there ?). He seems fine though - we would ask him but we don't know how to in espanol- maybe just a stuffy nose, so that's good.
We had to join a different district's class for a day- our teacher had something, IDK?) and it was eye opening. The District we joined used the zoom chat CONSTITNLY, I think we unmuted ourselves in the main session like twice. They'd be asking questions/answering questions to Hermano Jensen (their teacher) but then they'd also be talking to each other over the chat as the lesson so the chat would just be blowing up as this man is giving us instructions in a different language. Then when we went into breakout rooms they had no idea what we were doing; and the members of my district had to carry the conversation on our backs. During the 5 minute breaks (they give us one every hour so we can go to the bathroom stretch and try to keep our brains from oozing out of our ears) they wouldn't leave! They'd just sit there and play FELIZ NAVIDAD on loop. It was uncomfortable to watch, I felt like such a lurker. The funniest part to me however is that one of the Elders in their district was trying to with anyone with a pulse and no Hermana in my district ever responded to his remarks in the chat (yes, he was from Utah Valley I asked when I was forced into a breakout room with him). Anway in case you couldn't tell it was a hard pass from me, and I am VERY thankful for my district. Incredibly grateful I got put with these six misioneros who I QUITE like, which is saying a lot because I hate most people. Anyway just wanted to say there are no coincidences and God knew exactly who to group together for the best outcome, much love for my district. Best of luck to Hermano Jensen trying to teach that other one, I wish him well.
Anyway, that's about it just a week of mass confusion, head nodding to pretend I understand things and saying "Muy Bien" o "RepĂtalo, por favor". Hope everyone has a great December and DON'T FORGET to #LightTheWorld!
Hermana Shelton
P.S for those who care:
I would like to give everyone a brief overview of my district (hand-drawn image attached below for those wishing to follow along at home). Edler Wolfs is our Canadian friend and therefore is insanely polite and the King of ending awkward silences by volunteering. Elder Beutler lives in Far-West Utah but is the Grandson of a former Asian (Laos) dictator. Hermana Cottrell is from California, but went to school at BYU last year, and - just like the rest of us- has received her temporary assignment to, wait for it, Orem, Utah. Hermana Gibsons's first name is Liahona, and she has - or rather the Grandparents she is staying with have - the worst internet connection in the District, she always freezes in funny positions. Hermana Teichert (mi companera) is from Cokeville Wyoming (as in the Cokeville Miracle), and graduating from a class of a whopping 19 students, 4 of which were her cousins. Hermana Anderson (mi otra companera) is from Colorado and California (current home of her familia), she was just called to the Colorado Denver South mission on reassignment, so the church is really saying there's no place like a past home.